Attention all you banana lovers: It is well known to all that we are in the last days; the last days of the banana Year of Jubilee. Knowing this crisis is upon us, we here in the kitchen feel called to share our banana wealth with every one of the Generic Camp Name family. Should … Continue reading The Second Food Line is Open, Part 2: “Preparing for the Banana Apocalypse”
Has anyone ever gone camping and pulled it off flawlessly? Are we certain it's possible? I know the interest level in camping stories goes up 1000% if it includes at least one minor "something got too wet" disaster (the tent, the food, the sleeping bag, the backup clothes, the toilet paper, the emotions), but I … Continue reading Who Invited Murphy to go Camping?
This is the introduction to a series. The series may occasionally seem out of place, but as long as you introduce something and make it a habit, people eventually stop questioning it. A long time ago, on a planet far, far away, called "Wis-con-sin," I used to work in a kitchen. A very large, very … Continue reading The Second Food Line is Open – A Series
I've done a lot of thinking about anger lately. I've seen so much of it as these months have droned on, and I've felt it enough that it's captured my attention. It's one of the "negative" emotions. One I've sought hard my whole life to keep restrained; yanking the prong collar each time a flare … Continue reading Red Hot